Why Can't Umask Set Execution Privs On Files

Before this thread happens, don't tell me to chmod the file to have execution privs. I want umask to work properly, with no seperarate chmod required.

For some reason, on every single system i've tested this on, linux, freebsd, vps, standalone server, fresh install of operating system, any time I test this, it ends up with the same issue.

Running `umask 000` should result in files created from that point on having a chmod of rwxrwxrwx. However, they always end up having a chmod of rw-rw-rw.

If I create a directory after setting the same umask setting, the directory ends up with rwxrwxrwx.

Code:
root@bonkers[/usr/local/etc/php/umask] $ umask 000
root@bonkers[/usr/local/etc/php/umask] $ touch 000
root@bonkers[/usr/local/etc/php/umask] $ mkdir d0
root@bonkers[/usr/local/etc/php/umask] $ ls -la
total 10
drwxrwxrwx 5 root wheel 512 Dec 6 03:31 .
drwxr-xr-x 4 root wheel 512 Dec 6 03:21 ..
-rw-rw-rw- 1 root wheel 0 Dec 6 03:31 000
drwxrwxrwx 2 root wheel 512 Dec 6 03:21 d0